Fix-it Felix

Fix-it Felix spends a lot of time fixing windows. He's very good at it. He's invested a lot of time and effort into being the best window fixer he can be. Uses tools that are proven to be the best, the most reliable. He is the only one available to fix the windows. The residents need him. He is very busy.

Here's an idea Felix, why don't you talk to Ralph why he's breaking the windows?

Tell me Felix, do you want to take a risk and try to build a world with less broken windows or do you just want to be kept gainfully employed doing what you know you're already good at?